Posted by GnomeDome on February 12, 2000 at 15:59:12:
In Reply to: Re: The Mann's Word ... posted by Doc M on February 12, 2000 at 12:25:19:
: Oh, Gnome Dome, I am so flattered by your silver-tongued
: speeches and obvious unrequited love of Doctor Mary...
: and who could blame you? I am, after all, ME! But like
: the signs say in the amusement parks, if you ain't
: over three feet tall, ain't no goin' on this ride,
ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Somebody shoot me!
Please! Put me out of my misery! Where's that bozo with the really long rifle when you need him anyways?????? The horror.
The depravity of it all. Save me from such a fate.
: Hmmm... now the you mention it, it appears it is not
: the aforementioned Hawkeye who is massaging Dr. M's
: glorious gluteus maximi, but his evil twin -- the bad
: boy Nathaniel Bumppengrind, who wears black leather
: loincloths and has a disposition meaner than a junkyard
: dog's. Such men as he are often drawn to paragons of
: frail, flowerlike feminity such as myself. *fan! fan! fan!*
: Now if you'll excuse me, I hear spurs going jingle jangle
: jingle in my boudoir. Must dash!
: Doc M
Well now, THAT doesn't surprise me. God I have never seen such a raunchy, depraved female in all my 450 years in this neck of the woods. Flower-like femininity my wee foot. About as flower like as thorns, and frail like yon oak. I hear tell it wasn't the Elizabethan navy that destroyed the Spanish invasion....nor was it the Divine Wind that kept the Mongols from crossing to Japan.
It was you, by your lonesome, that had those unfortunate fleets of sailors so tuckered out from visiting port with YOU on the corner that their intended invasions never came to pass.
If there was any justice in the world, both those nations would have a Depraved Doc Day of thanksgiving (and prayer asking divine providence to keep you off THEIR street corners!)
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