Re: Oyez! Oyez! To The Mohicanland Citizenry!

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Posted by Gnome Dome on April 09, 2000 at 14:07:04:

In Reply to: Oyez! Oyez! To The Mohicanland Citizenry! posted by Magua Cochran, Attorneys At Law on April 09, 2000 at 13:52:37:

In the absence of MMMMarcia, and until her arrival and rebuttal of this nonsensical and unjust matter, I cannot help but rush to her defense (well she DOES have one tasty bird I would like to get my hands on, and besides as the sultans of the desert regions enemy's enemy is my friend!).

: Let it be known henceforth that Doctor Mary, The Great Healer
: and Aggrieved Party of the Frontier, has retained the services
: of Magua & Cochran "We'll Rip The Heart Out Of Any Defense!" Esqs,
: in the matter of Doctor Mary vs MMMMarcia, for Malicious and
: Wanton Butt-Poaching and Medical Malpractice. Wait...wait...
: my esteemed colleague Mr. Cochran wants to say something...

Oh bull! I survived that Magua's heart stopping defense and have the scar to prove it! As for that Cochrane feller, well look at the company he keeps.

: "If she touches The Poe
: To the stocks she must go!!!"

Yeah right. And.....

"if you submit that writ
you'll be dipped in.....well something or other"

: Thank you Mr. Cochran. What's that? Oh, yes. He would also
: like to say he's really going to "take the gloves off" during
: the trial. *snort! snort!* We will hope for a speedy and fair
: resolution to this matter from Lainey The Just and Beauteous.

: Magua & Cochran, Esqs.

Oh please! What a simpering sycophant you are. How do you sleep at night???

Gnome Dome
Doctorus Jurisprunes

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