Posted by Diana on April 18, 2000 at 14:24:25:
In Reply to: Re: Excuse me, is this book overdue? posted by Gnome Dome on April 18, 2000 at 14:17:41:
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: : : *Gnome walks up to group cackling*
: : : Excuse me folks. Can you direct me to the lewd and looney Dr. Mary? I went by her office and peeked in, but all I saw was some mousey looking woman with coke bottle glasses and a dress down to her ankles and up to her chin. Not at ALL what had been advertised!
: : : BWAAAA HHAAAAA HHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
: : : *gnome salute and in a puff of dust, is away*
: : : laughter rings in the distance "a friggin LIBRARIAN for crying out loud!!! Who'd a thunk it!!!""""
: : OHhhhhhhh! Gnomie, you are so-o-o-o-o brave (swoooon!!) But...did your cousin "Dewey" gnome forget to tell you about the time the Doc showed him the inside of her card catalog drawer....PERMANENTLY!
: : Seems he fit juuuuuuust right!
: : Standing waaaayyyy far back, peeking between fingers of hands over face,
: : Diana
: Awww, I'm not so brave, but I figger I can handle her worst!
: I mean, what's she gonna do- fine me 10 cents a day?????
: I did think it was strange that her "hurons" were always wearing tweed jackets with patches on the elbows!!! Now I guess I know why!!
And don't forget the white tape on the glasses, and...and...and maybe those pocket protectors double as breechclouts (did I spell that right?)
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