Who IS That Mysterious Stranger???

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Posted by A. Lyttell Birdie on May 22, 2001 at 23:11:51:

*Chirp, chirp*

This is just SEW chirp-chirpley bizarrre! First Miss Marcia sneaks off two weeks ago like a thief in the night, and no one hears word one from her in all this time, and now, in the dead of night, I see Sassy Soothsayer's flyin' carpet making a low sweep across the back 40, and depositin' a cloaked stranger near Miss Marcia's back door! *Chirple-chirple* I flew down close-like, tryin' to get a better look, just in the way of bein' a good neighbor & watchin' out for Miss Marcia's property durin' her absence, doncha know, and I'll be downright chirpless if that personage didn't bear a STRIKIN' resemblance to Miss Marcia herself...only not so much OF her! I'm pretty chirpin' sure Miss Marcia only has one sister, her evile twin, Sassy Soothsayer, but this mysterious wraith certainly looked like she could be another one, or a younger, THINNER cousin, mayhap. *Chirpchirpchirp!* She was mighty RE-fined and genteel-lookin', too, just like our own Miss Marcia. Well, at least she was until she stubbed her toe in the dark, and then *CHIRP!* she commenced to hoppin' around & sayin' things under her breath it wouldn't do to repeat here! Now that I think on it...Miss Marcia does that, herself, from time to time...when she thinks no one's listening, of course. Maybe it's a Family thing? Well, at any rate, whoever this interloper is, she's makin' mighty free with Miss Marcia's home & possesions, I must say. *Chirpleychirple* And she must have irritated Sassy Soothsayer somewhat, as I overheard HER muttering "Fat Farm, SCHMAT Farm!" as she headed on out on Ol' Purple. *Chirp, chirp, chirp*

Fat Farm? What in the world can THAT be? A farm that raises FAT? Or perhaps it's the FARM that's fat? *chirple* I don't get it! It's all very puzzling, and as soon as it's light, I'm gonna fly down to Miss Marcia's windowsill and see what I can ascertain, in my own chirpingly subtle manner, of course. We'll just SEE about this strange lady, or my name's not A. Lyttell Birdie!

*Chirp..........*

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