Re: Pssssssst Gnomie!!!

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: : : Well, after downing plenty of liquid and capsulated anti-cramp medicine, and drinking coke, and dry toast etc, I have enjoyed an hour free break from the throne.  Hopefully I have turned the corner?  And will be cramp-free for the flight tomorrow to join everyone in Mohicanland.  If y'all see me digging a private outhouse behind the back 40, you will know why.  Hands off - it's MINE!  

: : : Billygnome

: : : : Conkapot sick.  Conkapot SO sick. (referring to scene from Northwest Passage with Spencer Tracy).

: : : : Gnome made the mistake of eating too many Oreos last night.  Gnome is sick.  Gnome is SO sick.  I am PMS'ing terribly.  I've read at least two books during the time I have been on the throne since morning.
: : : : At least, I hope it was the Oreos.  Not some flu bug or something.
: : : : I feel wiped out and dizzy, crampy, etc etc.  Figures this would happen NOW.  Been good for a year with no friggin colds, flu, etc.

: : : : Will keep everyone advised.  Hopefully this will pass.

: : : : Gnomie.

: : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

: : You poor thing!!!

: : One word....IMODIUM. Lousy commercials..great product.

: : Good luck!

: : Jeri

: 
: My dearest Gnome, 
: Seein' as how I've always cared sae much fer the Little People, if'n I'd had the time I would have sent the Huron Delivery Boy on a fast run up there with some of Aunt Aggie's Bowels-Be-Goode potion. Always helped the good highland laddies when they came down with Magua's Revenge...but seein' as how it's a wee bit late, I'm sendin' my best regards that ye mend quickly! 
: Hope'n tae see ye fit and well on the morrow -- or on Thursday, whichever comes firste!
: all the best,
: RED 


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