Posted by Doc M on August 18, 2000 at 09:59:28:
In Reply to: Re: Is anybody missing? posted by Lady Ann on August 18, 2000 at 09:27:47:
: : Dear Lady Ann,
: : Since I am in need of some new buckskins and a huntin' shirt, I thought you might could have somethin' fittin' for a gal hunter who needs a little extra in the way o' the femi-nine look. Don't know as all those hoists and locks would serve me much good, but I sure could fancy somethin' a little femi-nine-er than I got. What do you suggest?
: : She Who Tracks La Longue Carabine
: My dear She:
: Think fringe....beaded fringe. HH prides itself on stocking the latest in huntress apparel...we carry hunting shirts in a variety of colors and styles, all cut with generous gussets at the arms and neck to allow for loading and firing one's longrifle at a run, and with fringe to die for. For you, I think the "Alice" will do nicely...demure, catches the eye, but cut off short to avoid entanglements on the trail. Do stop by on your next visit to town...La Longue himself drops in occasionally to have his doeskins sized and I just might require some assistance...
: Lady Ann
Madame, I salute you in your new business endeavor. I trust
that your line of undergarments will not in any way
infringe on Doc M's patented Hurons of Hollywood line,
which serves those who prefer, shall we say, an *edgier*
look. Should you be tempted to go that route, remember
this bit of Doc M's folk wisdom -- "It's hard for a
toad to work a cash register, sister!"
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