Posted by Lady Ann on August 18, 2000 at 10:48:59:
In Reply to: Re: Is anybody missing? posted by Doc M on August 18, 2000 at 09:59:28:
: Madame, I salute you in your new business endeavor. I trust
: that your line of undergarments will not in any way
: infringe on Doc M's patented Hurons of Hollywood line,
: which serves those who prefer, shall we say, an *edgier*
: look. Should you be tempted to go that route, remember
: this bit of Doc M's folk wisdom -- "It's hard for a
: toad to work a cash register, sister!"
: Yours respectfully,
: Doc M
My dear Doctor:
Heaven forbid that I should even think about infringing on any of your patented creations! Rather, I was hoping that HH might instead feature the Hurons of Hollywood collection in our GTT division (that's Geezers, Tramps and Thieves). Neither I nor my staff have the ability to reproduce such tecnical apparatii, and in the case of some garments are mystified as to the actual usage. But nevertheless, there is a market for the unorthodox in Mohicanland and Highland Habiliment will be pleased to cover all niches, so to speak. Perhaps we can talk percentages at the upcoming show at Bumppo's...
P.S. I trust the Huron Delivery Service sent around that "Finder's Fee" you requested re their perfomance at Bumppo's?
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