Posted by Basil on March 03, 2000 at 08:05:11:
*Ack!* "Man with Pan, Man with Pan!" *ARRRK!* *Squawk!*
(Where the heck is Polly Anna? Doesn't she hear me squawkin' out here? I wanna go IN!! I wanna go in, NOW! This little guy looks hungry, and he's creepin' up on me with a SKILLET in his hand!)
*SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAWK!!* flap, flap, flap!
"Intruder alert, intruder alert! Awwwwk! Basil needs help...pretty bird needs help!" *Screeeeeeech!! SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!*
(Well, nobody's comin' to get me. Guess I'd better implement Plan B!)
"Helll-OH! Helll-OH, there! I'm such a good bird...I'm a good, good birdie! Basil wants a cracker! Hello. I'm a good, good bird..." (That's it, you little Toadie-Looking Man...come on up here, while I'm acting sweet & friendly...come closer...I've honed this beak to a razor sharp edge on my cuttlebone. Now's a chance to see JUST how much damage I can do with it. hehe...Poor little unsuspecting ShrimpieMan thinks he's gonna eat ME...we'll SEE who does the eating around HERE!! What he doesn't know is my FULL name is Basil Bad-To-The-Bone! Think I'll show him just how I got that name, too....)
"Gimme head scratchies, gimme head scratchies...I'm such a good, good birdie..."
(Come on...that's it...almost close enough..........)
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