Okay, Who's The Wise Guy...

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Posted by Doctor Mary on September 29, 1999 at 09:50:09:

...who dumped that nasty wet croaker sack on the doorstep of
the Mohicanland Home For The Terminally Bizarre??? Whatever's
in there is flopping around and screeching like a Siamese cat
on a hot plate...and my God in heaven, the SMELL!!! Doctor
M has not smelled anything like it since one of her many
admirers left her a dead elk last July and forgot to tell
her about it!!! Now being endowed with a sense of unquenchable
scientific curiousity, Doctor Mary is sorely tempted to
dissect the thing, whatever it may be. Perhaps a few brisk
whacks with a rifle butt will sedate the poor misbegotten
creature before she commences. I see the return address on
the sack is Sas... Sas Soo something. Can't quite make it
out. And I notice little wee gnome-like footprints all around
the place where it was left. Hmmmmm. Will let all of you
know if I find some sort of vestigial brain on this thing,
but it seems highly unlikely.

Kiss! Kiss!

Doctor M

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