Important announcement from the Courier Editors

We'd like to take this opportunity to introduce the newest columnist for Mohicanland's premiere periodical - the wonderfully haughty, refreshingly no-nonsense, and conveniently well connected Miss Cousin Eugenie. Cousin Eugenie, who has graciously agreed to share her pearls of wisdom with the lower classes that inhabit Mohicanland, has a bachelor's degree in fine art, which the unidentified bachelor has allowed her to keep, and is an accomplished graduate of a London finishing school where she specialized in the study of witty applications of the feminine gifts and how best to manipulate them to one's advantage.

Following an illustrious career as Snob and Tea Hostess among London's rich and famous, Cousin Eugenie sought a more meaningful purpose in life. After much thoughtful deliberation, she decided to set sail for Boston. "I have always desired to teach tea etiquette and proper speech to the cabin trash of the colonies," she said, "so I joined the Teas Corp. My interest in wretched colonials is somewhat philanthropic, somewhat Pygmalion. You know, let's offer them crumpets and see if they can learn to be civilized. It's not only rewarding, but great fun!"

When not canoe-cruising or practicing charity in Mohicanland, Cousin Eugenie resides in Boston where she must suffer the presence of such ill-bred men as Samuel Adams and Thomas Paine. "It's rather revolting but I get on alright. I just remind myself that they are a breed apart and that comforts me."

Learn the preferred ways of the Yangeese and hear delightful secrets of the Munro family. As Cousin Eugenie says, "That's the way of it!"